Penelope Bloom - Her Cherry

How did I meet him?
Well, a gentleman never brags.
But luckily I'm not.
First, I paid for his cherry (that is, his pie, but that's not the point).
Then I stripped it of its flowers.
Finally, I left my business card and walked out as if I owned the place.
Yes, you can say it was a strong start.

Hailey
How did I meet William? He walked into the bakery, bought a cherry pie, stole a vase full of flowers, and finally left his business card. But before I tell you what I did with the business card, let's get something straight: William couldn't have come into my life at a worse time. My bakery was on the verge of bankruptcy. My bizarre ex wouldn't leave me alone. Oh, and one anyway
I was a 25-year-old virgin - yes, the fact that my friends told me every chance they got.
Solving my virginity problem with William would have been like swatting a fly with a hammer. Brutal exaggeration, albeit the best kind. But William was insanely hot, which makes women do stupid things. Me too... So I called. I knew I was in trouble as soon as I heard her sexy, deep voice on the line as she said, "I'm still crazy about your cherry." Do you do delivery?"